planet echoes

April 08, 2013

Nathalie hamidi

Organize Your Ebook’s Back Matter

KindleYour reader just finished reading your novel. He’s hooked, raving, and wants more. It’s time to lure him in and make sure he doesn’t stop there!

But how are you going to do that? How are you going to transform a one-time buyer into a permanent client?

It’s not as hard as it seems — you just need to have a useful back matter in your ebook. When he’s ready for more, after turning the last page, you can show him all the ways he can go on and enjoy even more books from you.

In this post, I will be some tips and ideas on how to do just that. Feel free to steal or adapt for your own ebooks!

Give links!

Don’t make him go search for your other books. Give him a link! There are multiple ways to do that, choose the one that correspond best to your situation.

⇨ If you have multiple editions for your ebooks, and can access all the distributors directly (Amazon KDP, Barnes & Noble, Apple, Sony, etc. — without going through another distrubutor like Smashwords), you can give direct links to your ebooks there. Just add a link on the title of your book, linking directly on the distributor’s page. This is great for readers, but can be exhausting if you publish new books regularly, as you have to go back and add the new ones all the time in the older ebooks’ back matters.

⇨ If you have to go through Smashwords (for example, if you don’t live in the United States, you can’t have a publisher account at Barnes & Noble), you can just put a link to all your author profiles on all the distributors. Warning: some distributors frown upon that.

⇨ My favorite option? Put a link on a “Books” page on your blog. There you can cater to all links easily, inform your readers about how many books you have easily, and send them happy to their favorite distributor (not everyone has a Kindle).

On that Books page, add a link to all your author profiles. This is a must. Then you can either add all books after that with all links, or make a page for each book and link to them from there.

Check out my Irma Geddon’s Books page!

Pimp your mailing-list!

In order to get a flow of quick sales whenever you release a new novel, you should create a mailing-list. My tip? Don’t spam it with each blog post, don’t chit-chat, and keep it focused: send an email only when a new book is out.

Mailchimp is free for the first 2000 subscribers. Create an account there and setup a very simple mailing-list. What you want is for people interested in your books to be informed that there is a new book out there that is specifically catering to their interest — and that book is yours!

Put the mailing-list subscriber form on your website or blog, and link there. Make sure to say what they’re signing for:

Sign up here to be the first to hear about new releases!

I won’t share your email with anyone else, and I won’t clutter your inbox (I’ll only contact you when a new book is out).

If you write content for adults, you could also specify that your mailing-list database is confidential and that your emails are discreet (and then avoid sending emails with TENTACLE SEX as a subject, hu hu).

Here is a great post from S.M. Reine that tells how she grew her mailing list and got more and more readers to buy her books: A quick, short, and dirty guide to slowly building sales.

Ask for reviews!

On the new Kindles, the Kindle itself prompts a way to review automatically when you finish a book. Even so, many people don’t read on Kindles, so it’s best to have a sentence in the back matter gently asking people to review your books on their favorite distributor platforms.

Be easy to contact!

Add links to your website/blog, give your email address, and let people know where you’re active (Twitter, Facebook, Goodreads…). No need to link to all your other social media accounts, most of all if you’re not active there!


What are other back matter options? Feel free to add them in the comments, I will update the post with my favorites and credit you.

by Nathalie Hamidi at April 08, 2013 11:20 AM

March 11, 2013

Nathalie hamidi

It’s been a long time

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I’ve been quite absent these past few weeks, I know. I’ve tried to get of the face of the Earth, or more accurately, off of the political stench of the autism communities in France. I’ve defriended tons of people, I’ve stopped answering e-mails about that. Autism hasn’t really disappeared from my life – after all, it is an important part of it that I can’t ignore – but I’ve made conscious efforts not to get caught up again in those stinking schemes, and avoid people who enjoy tripping other people up.

So, not much to say, really.

In 2013, I will focus what little time I have to writing and publishing stories. I probably will find a way to get my heart and soul crushed in the process as well, so, really, same old same old. I’ve started by publishing the english translation of my Autisme et autonomie à la maison: La propreté book. That should be up in a few hours.

I will also start focusing more on my personal blog. It’s been neglected for too long. So, thanks to everyone still stalking here – I look forward to hearing from you again.

by Nathalie Hamidi at March 11, 2013 08:52 PM

March 02, 2013

Nathalie hamidi

Give me therapy

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In November 2010, I wrote a novel during NaNoWriMo.

I’ve spent a lot of time studying how to edit it, translating it in English, and finally decided to serialize it (like a TV Show: one book is a season, and each season has 6 self-contained episodes that advance the main plot).

During NaNoWriMo 2011 and 2012, I’ve written the sequels, that I will also serialize.

In February, I’ve published NightmarZ: Asylum the first episode of my Z Series with a pen name (Irma Geddon). It’s available on Amazon, Kobo and Smashwords, and will probably be on Barnes & Noble, iTunes, Sony and other smaller distributors in a few weeks.

Gabrielle’s worst nightmares are becoming true and attacking her. Betrayed by her own father and committed to an asylum, she must find a way to escape, find a way to stay alive, and unravel the mysteries surrounding her curse while keeping the ones she loves away from harm.

I’m keeping prices low ($0.99) and will try to publish the following episodes quickly. If you read it and are okay with leaving a review, I would really appreciate that!

by Nathalie Hamidi at March 02, 2013 08:31 AM

January 01, 2013

Corsac.net − Echoes

Les films 2012

Je crois que l'année dernière j'avais même pas fait de post, tellement on était allés voir peu de choses. Cette année, on s'en est plutôt pas trop mal tirés. Surtout vers la fin, grâce aux contributions très appréciées de nos baby-sitters. Alors c'est sur que ça n'a rien à voir avec la grande époque, mais tout de même.

Sans attendre, donc, le cru 2012 :

  • The Artist : 2 mars 2012, MK2 Gambetta
  • My week with Marylin: 21 avril 2012, MK2 Quai de Loire
  • The Avengers : 7 mai 2012, UGC Ciné Cité les Halles
  • Moonrise Kingdom : 18 mai 2012, UGC Ciné Cité les Halles
  • La part des anges : 3 juillet 2012, UGC Ciné cité les Halles
  • À perdre la raison : 7 septembre 2012, MK2 Quai de Seine
  • Starbuck : 9 septembre 2012,  Gaumont Rennes
  • The We and the I, 2 octobre  2012, UGC Ciné Cité Les Halles
  • Skyfall: 1er novembre 2012, UGC Ciné Cité Les Halles
  • Une nouvelle chance : 27 novembre 2012, UGC Ciné Cité Les Halles
  • Argo : 6 décembre 2012, UGC Ciné Cité Les Halles
Onze films, ça reste un peu léger pour rentabiliser une carte UGC/MK2 illimité, mais bon. On notera une quasi complète disparition du MK2, remplacé en grande partie par l'UGC des Halles. Il faut dire que c'est direct en métro. Dans l'ensemble, à part À perdre la raison, j'ai pas eu de mauvaise surprise, je crois que j'ai vraiment tout aimé. Une mention particulière pour The We and the I, je crois.

 

by Corsac (corsac@corsac.net) at January 01, 2013 01:58 PM

December 27, 2012

Satanic Kitten

Placards et poussières

Les petits moments embarrassants d'un déménagement, i.e. ton mari qui fouille dans les placards.
- Mais putain mais encore une boite de Kindle !
- ...
- Mais t'en as eu combien ?
- ...
- J'ha-llu-cine, t'en as presque plus que de sac à main !

by Saki at December 27, 2012 11:08 AM

December 23, 2012

Satanic Kitten

Ca va faire mal

On s'était, à l'époque de la découverte de la mobilité par l'Alien, gentiment moqué de ces amis parents qui alternaient les séjours à l'hôpital et les passages en catastrophe dans les magasins de bricolage pour protéger bébé et la maison des bêtises de la chère petite tête blonde. C'est une question d'éducation, qu'on disait, comme des cons. Suffit de lui dire non fermement une fois, et voilà.
Retour de karma bien mérité, le Loukoum est une tornade. On tourne le dos à peine un instant qu'il est déjà en équilibre sur une chaise sur un tabouret pour attendre la bougie pourtant allumée en hauteur. On ne l'entend pas pendant quelque secondes ? Apocalypse en préparation, généralement avec le soutien actif du nouveau petit chat orange, Panic le bien nommé.
A cause du Loukoum, nous avons failli à nombreuses reprises à notre règle de pas dire de gros mots devant les enfants. Mais PUTAIN mais Loukoum mais MERDE mais t'es pas possible BORDEL ! Il s'est déjà cassé la tronche un nombre incalculable de fois, et à au compteur plus de plaies, de bosses et de bleus en 13 mois de vie que son grand frère en plus de 3 ans.
Mais si le Loukoum fait des bêtises, le Loukoum tente de les réparer quand il se fait chopper. Me voyant arriver dans l'embrasure de la porte de toilettes, il sursaute au milieu des morceaux de rouleau de PQ qu'il était en train de déchiqueter tranquillement. Il les ramasse alors tous rapidement, et les entasse l'un par dessus l'autre sur le rouleau. Il se retourne et me regarde. Tada ! Et s'en va imaginer une autre connerie, avec le grand sourire du bébé satisfait de lui.

by Saki at December 23, 2012 10:31 AM

December 21, 2012

Corsac.net − Echoes

December 18, 2012

Gallery

December 12, 2012

Satanic Kitten

Ca sent le sapin

- Oooh le beau tout petit sapin !
- ...
- C'est celui du Loukoum, hein Maman ?
- ...
- Et il est où mon grand sapin pour moi ?

by Saki at December 12, 2012 07:51 PM

La fin d'un monde

Rénover une maison, c'est chiant, c'est fatiguant et ça coute de l'argent.
C'est trop tard pour changer d'avis ?

by Saki at December 12, 2012 07:49 PM

November 26, 2012

Corsac.net − Echoes

October 31, 2012

Corsac.net − Echoes

Update on OpenPGPv2 smartcards

After some feedback from other people, I have an important update to make on my last post. As I said, what decided me to eventually buy an OpenPGP smartcard was that it supported 4096 bit keys, so it would fit my 4096R/71EF0BA8 key.

In the end, it seems it's a little more complicated than that. 4096R keys are indeed supported, as far as signing and authentication are concerned. But encryption keys seem limited to 3072 bits (or maybe more, I didn't test toroughly). When trying to decrypt some stuff encrypted for a 4096R key on the smartcard, gpg fails with some “general error”. It has already been reported here, but no news since.

In my case, it's not that bad, I decided to go for 2048R for all subkeys. But if you desperately need 4096 bit encryption key, OpenPGPv2 smartcards might not be the right solution for you. I have no idea if the problem lies in GnuPG or in the smartcard, and I can't really find much information on this.

by Yves-Alexis (corsac@debian.org) at October 31, 2012 07:45 PM

October 29, 2012

Corsac.net − Echoes

Switching to OpenPGP smartcard

A friend of mine recently reminded me of the OpenPGP smartcard v2, and told me that it was perfectly able to handle 4096 bit RSA keys (provided you have GnuPG v2.0.18+). I had the opportunity to play with one a little, and notice it was super easy to use it for ssh authentication, especially since I already use gpg-agent as my ssh-agent (it should be easy to use a purely software authentication key as ssh key with GnuPG 2.1). So I decided to buy two of them and try to switch my main key (0x71ef0ba8) to it.

The cards arrived this weekend, and I was able to play with it a little. I didn't log every command I typed, but it was pretty easy, in the end. What I decided to do was to use one smartcard for every day usage, and one only for key signing. So basically, I would generate three (signing, encryption, authentication) subkeys, put them on smartcard 1, then put the primary key on smartcard 2. Then erase the private parts, and only keep them on smartcards.

In case it interests people, here the somehow detailed steps. Note that everywhere 'gpg' means 'gpg2' on Debian, we really need GnuPG v2 for correct smartcard handling. You'd better use gpg-agent too, although it doesn't seem mandatory.

  1. make a backup! As we're gonna play with private parts (!), it's always a good idea to have backups. And it'll be useful to have one later, in case there's a problem with the smartcards. You can do a copy of your complete ~/.gnupg folder, but I simply did:
    corsac@scapa: umask 066
    corsac@scapa: gpg -o 71ef0ba8.gpg --export-secret-keys 71ef0ba8
    
  2. Add three subkeys. Skip this is you already have subkeys (you usually already have an encryption subkey, but I wanted to switch to a new one too) --expert is needed in order to chose capabilities.
    corsac@scapa: gpg --expert --edit-key 71ef0ba8
    gpg> addkey
    Please select what kind of key you want:
       (3) DSA (sign only)
       (4) RSA (sign only)
       (5) Elgamal (encrypt only)
       (6) RSA (encrypt only)
       (7) DSA (set your own capabilities)
       (8) RSA (set your own capabilities)
    Your selection? 8
    
    Possible actions for a RSA key: Sign Encrypt Authenticate 
    Current allowed actions: Sign Encrypt 
    
       (S) Toggle the sign capability
       (E) Toggle the encrypt capability
       (A) Toggle the authenticate capability
       (Q) Finished
    
    Your selection? e
    
    Possible actions for a RSA key: Sign Encrypt Authenticate 
    Current allowed actions: Sign 
    
       (S) Toggle the sign capability
       (E) Toggle the encrypt capability
       (A) Toggle the authenticate capability
       (Q) Finished
    
    Your selection? Q
    RSA keys may be between 1024 and 4096 bits long.
    What keysize do you want? (2048) 
    Requested keysize is 2048 bits
    Please specify how long the key should be valid.
             0 = key does not expire
            = key expires in n days
          w = key expires in n weeks
          m = key expires in n months
          y = key expires in n years
    Key is valid for? (0) 1y
    Key expires at dim. 27 oct. 2013 20:38:44 CET
    Is this correct? (y/N) y
    Really create? (y/N) y
    We need to generate a lot of random bytes. It is a good idea to perform
    some other action (type on the keyboard, move the mouse, utilize the
    disks) during the prime generation; this gives the random number
    generator a better chance to gain enough entropy.
    
    Repeat this for encryption and authentication subkeys. Then save and send the key to keyservers
    gpg> save
    corsac@scapa: gpg --send-keys 71ef0ba8
    
  3. Next, we'll switch to the smartcard part. I use a Gemalto PC ExpressCard reader which is perfectly recognized under Debian. You just need few tools:
    root@scapa: ~# apt-get install pcscd scdaemon
    
    Plug the reader, insert the card, make sure it's detected:
    corsac@scapa: gpg --card-status
    Application ID ...: D2760001240102000005000016A10000
    Version ..........: 2.0
    Manufacturer .....: ZeitControl
    ...
    
    You can edit various parameter (name etc.) and change the PINs using gpg:
    corsac@scapa: gpg --change-pin
    corsac@scapa: gpg --card-edit
    
  4. Then we'll put the subkeys in the first smartcard. It might be a good idea to export again the private keys for backups.
    corsac@scapa: gpg -o 71ef0ba8.gpg --export-secret-keys 71ef0ba8
    
  5. We'll now use the keytocard gpg command to move the private parts on the smartcard:
    corsac@scapa: gpg --edit-key 71ef0ba8
    gpg> key 1 # select encryption subkey
    gpg> keytocard
    gpg> key 2 # select signature subkey
    gpg> keytocard
    gpg> key 3 # select authentication subkey
    gpg> keytocard
    gpg> save
    
    A quick check on the card now reveals that it's populated:
    corsac@scapa: gpg --card-status
    Application ID ...: D2760001240102000005000016A10000
    Version ..........: 2.0
    Manufacturer .....: ZeitControl
    Serial number ....: 000016A1
    Name of cardholder: Yves-Alexis Perez
    Language prefs ...: fr
    Sex ..............: unspecified
    URL of public key : http://www.corsac.net/71ef0ba8.asc
    Login data .......: corsac
    Signature PIN ....: forced
    Key attributes ...: 2048R 2048R 2048R
    Max. PIN lengths .: 32 32 32
    PIN retry counter : 3 3 3
    Signature counter : 7
    Signature key ....: 9745 B022 7323 81FE 9E7E  AFF5 6DDB 53F2 A675 C0A5
          created ....: 2012-10-27 11:24:07
    Encryption key....: F7E0 078F EA1A 5F23 92E0  20B3 A83A D136 D98D 0D9F
          created ....: 2012-10-27 11:27:01
    Authentication key: 8CFD D478 AB4A 16F8 F0EC  CD33 24E2 3B5C CC0E 273D
          created ....: 2012-10-17 14:29:18
    General key info..: pub  2048R/A675C0A5 2012-10-27 Yves-Alexis Perez 
    sec>  4096R/71EF0BA8  created: 2009-05-06  expires: never     
                          card-no: 0005 000016A2
    ssb   4096g/36E31BD8  created: 2009-05-06  expires: never     
    ssb>  2048R/CC0E273D  created: 2012-10-17  expires: 2013-10-27
                          card-no: 0005 000016A1
    ssb>  2048R/A675C0A5  created: 2012-10-27  expires: 2013-10-27
                          card-no: 0005 000016A1
    ssb>  2048R/D98D0D9F  created: 2012-10-27  expires: 2013-10-27
                          card-no: 0005 000016A1
    
  6. At that point, the private part is replaced by a stub in the secret keyring, so when you export them, you only export stubs which you can then use anywhere without actually giving your private key. So now is a good idea to export the subkeys so you can import them on other boxes:

    corsac@scapa: gpg -o 71ef0ba8-subkeys.gpg --export-secret-subkeys 71ef0ba8
    

    Note that only the subkeys private parts have been moved to the card, not the primary one, so you're still able to sign keys. Here, you have multiple choices. You can simply erase the private key (and later re-import the stubs) and use the offline copy made above when you need to sign another key.

  7. What I did is something else. I've put the primary key on my second OpenPGP smartcard. That way, I won't lose it, it'll be kept safely in my house, but still be on a hardware token where it won't come out.

    The procedure for doing is so is exactly the same as above. First take a backup (in case you didn't do it first, do it now since after the keytocard command you won't have a backup of your primary key and there'll be no way to extract it from the smartcard. Then put the new smartcard in the reader, edit the key (don't select a subkey) and run the keytocard command.

    After that, running gpg --export-secret-keys will export the stub and not the private part of your primary key.

In the end, it seems that everything is running fine. Only issue is that scdaemon is sometime not behaving nicely (especially after a card change or or suspend/resume cycle). I didn't yet report a bug but you might want to kill it in case it's stuck.

You can also use the authentication subkey for ssh logins. When the card is inserted, the authentication subkey appears automatically (through the magic of gpg-agent):

corsac@scapa: ssh-add -L
ssh-rsa AAAAB3NzaC1yc2EA... cardno:0005000016A1

And now you can add it to your various authorized_keys and use the smartcard for SSH.

by Yves-Alexis (corsac@debian.org) at October 29, 2012 10:19 PM

October 22, 2012

Corsac.net − Echoes

Souvenirs en accordéons

Ce soir, en prenant le métro pour rentrer à la maison, je suis tombé là dessus, qui trainait par terre :

Pour les moins parisiens ou les plus jeunes d'entre nous, c'est un ticket de métro parisien d'il y a pfiou, des années. C'est le premier que j'ai connu, et j'ai fait un paquet d'accordéons en ticket de métros avec ceux là (je sais pas si maman a osé jeter ceux que je lui avais offerts). Apparemment il a été en production de 1976 à 1992.

Le plus étonnant dans l'histoire, c'est qu'il a visiblement été composté hier, ce qui veut dire qu'il a été conservé dans de bonnes conditions et qu'il était encore correctement magnétisé.

Ça m'a filé un sacré coup de nostalgie, n'empêche.

by Corsac (corsac@corsac.net) at October 22, 2012 07:32 PM

Debian, Xfce 4.10 and Xfce 4.11

It's been six months since Xfce 4.10 has been released. And it's been four months since Wheezy is frozen. Due to this timing (and the fact Squeeze has 4.6 and doing a 4.6 → 4.10 upgrade needed some tuning in various packages), it was decided to not try to push 4.10 into Wheezy that late in the release cycle.

So Xfce 4.10 was uploaded to experimental instead, and as it needs a full rebuild of all panel plugins against 4.10 panel (another reason for not trying to push it to Wheezy), those have not been uploaded. You can try Xfce 4.10 using experimental, but you'll need to remove the xfce4-goodies metapackage and the various depending plugin (since they'll just crash if you try to load them on 4.10 panel).

Multiple people asked me (either on IRC, by private or public mail) when 4.10 will be uploaded to unstable and transition to testing. Like last time, the answer is : not before Wheezy is released. Right now, we're more interested in stabilizing Wheezy and squashing the bugs there than adding new ones in unstable.

So, if you want to have Xfce 4.10 in Debian sid/testing sooner, then the easiest and fastest way is to fix some release critical bugs so we can release sooner, and then start breaking sid by uploading a whole lot of new stuff there.

Note that this is true also for other software like GNOME, KDE stack (I have no idea how to call it these days), the Linux kernel, strongswan or whatever.

About development releases of Xfce 4.11 (like the recently released exo 0.9 and Thunar 1.5), well, since we already use experimental for 4.10, there's not much chance they get uploaded anytime soon. We could try to package them and let people build it themselves, or I could host it somewhere on my server for people to try. But as I already said, we're more interested in fixing bug in Wheezy right now, and people interested in finding bugs in Xfce development releases (so they are fixed for the final one) should build it themselves and report everything they find on the Xfce bugzilla.

TL;DR: if you care about new, shiny stuff, please help fixing RC bugs in Wheezy.

by Yves-Alexis (corsac@debian.org) at October 22, 2012 05:42 AM

September 08, 2012

Satanic Kitten

Pipi caca prout

04h00, l'Alien appelle, son lit est trempé, sa couche de la nuit a débordé
06h37, le Loukoum hurle, les murs tremblent, il a fait caca, il faut le changer (et le nourrir aussi, hein)
06h39, ça glisse, oh une grosse flaque, ha le nouveau petit bébé chat* a fait pipi sous la chaise haute
08h42, privé d'un accès à la litière par la grosse chatoune jalouse, le nouveau petit bébé chat va faire caca sur le tapis de la salle de bains
12h34, l'Alien, épuisé par sa semaine d'écolier et sa courte nuit, fait pipi sur sa chaise pendant le repas
12h36, le Loukoum est constipé, il pousse, pousse, devient rouge vif et pleure TRÈS FORT parce que ça veut pas sortir
14h30, je m'enferme dans les toilettes et je refuse de bouger avant quelques années.

*adopté dans un grand élan d'enthousiasme & d'euphorie pendant les 48h où nous avons cru avoir une maison. Et en fait, non.

by Saki at September 08, 2012 01:06 PM

September 04, 2012

Satanic Kitten

August 08, 2012

Gallery

July 15, 2012

Corsac.net − Echoes

Yves-Alexis

Tout le monde ne le sait peut être pas, mais mon prénom c'est Yves-Alexis.

Beaucoup de gens m'appellent autrement, pour plein de raisons. Les gens qui me connaissent bien m'appellent Yves-Alex (surtout la famille) ou Yap, parce que c'est plus court. Les gens qui me connaissent moins m'appellent Pierre-Alexis, ou Pierre-Yves, ou encore autre chose, en général parce qu'ils sont incapables de se rappeler un prénom de plus de trois syllabes, parce que c'est trop original, parce que les prénoms composés c'est compliqué.

Beaucoup de gens ne font tout simplement pas l'effort de le retenir en fait. Personne ne fait vraiment exprès de se tromper, ou de ne pas m'appeler par mon prénom. C'est juste que ça ne leur viendrait pas à l'esprit que ça puisse me gêner. Je pense même que certains trouvent même ça plutôt galère, et m'en veulent de m'appeler comme ça (non pas que j'y sois pour quelque chose, moi :). Les gens dont personne n'écorche le prénom ne se rendent sans doute pas compte que ça puisse déranger, qu'à terme, c'est pesant. J'ai parfois envie d'ignorer ceux qui se trompent, de raccrocher aux gens en leur disant qu'ils se sont trompé de numéro. C'est difficile à faire parce que, effectivement, ils ne pensent pas à mal, ils ne le font pas exprès. Ils n'y font juste pas attention.

Au final, très peu de personnes m'appellent par mon prénom complet. Ça ne me dérange pas d'être appelé par des surnoms ou des diminutifs, dans l'ensemble. En tout cas moins que par un autre prénom que le mien.

Je me demande si tous les gens avec des prénoms un peu compliqués, ou originaux, ou étrangers, ou composés, ressentent ce genre de chose. J'ai fait avec pendant très longtemps (ça ne date pas vraiment d'hier, les profs n'y arrivaient déjà pas au primaire).

Mais, ces temps ci, ma fille commence à m'appeler Yap. Et ça, j'avoue, j'ai du mal, un peu. Qu'elle connaisse le surnom, qu'elle sache qui il désigne, voire qu'elle s'amuse avec (sa cousine connaît les prénoms et les diminutifs de ses parents, après tout), très bien. Mais si elle m'appelle autrement que papa j'aimerais bien que ce soit par mon prénom… (à l'occasion si on se croise, ça peut être bien d'éviter Yap en sa présence, vu que ça marche quand même pas mal par l'exemple).

by Corsac (corsac@corsac.net) at July 15, 2012 08:20 PM

July 10, 2012

Satanic Kitten

Brèves de voiture

- On a encore eu un accident, Maman ?
- ...
- MAMAN !
- Mais non, Loulou, j'ai juste freiné...

- T'as encore cassé la voiture, Maman ?
- ...
- MAMAN !
- Mais non, Loulou, c'était un dos d'âne...

- (Entend des klaxons) Oooh un accident de bruit, Maman ! Elle est où la voiture qui conduit mal ?

by Saki at July 10, 2012 09:49 AM